WWJD: What Would Jesus Drive?
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February 10, 2005 San Jose, Cost Rica

 

The question has been posed by environmental groups: If Jesus were walking the earth today, what car would he drive if he got tired of walking?

One theory holds that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

Dodge pickup trucks were also popular in heaven's carpool, as evidenced by the warning to Moses' followers not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

But most scholars agree that Jesus favored Honda, since it is written that, following his lead, "The Apostles were in one Accord."

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